Funny Happy Fathers Day Jokes, Fathers Day Jokes 2016, Best Fathers Day Jokes and Funny Facts

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Happy Fathers Day Jokes 2016: Welcomes you at fathers-day.net and wishing you a very happy fathers day. We all are celebrating happy fathers day 2016, and due to this fathers day 2016 you are at the post of happy father day jokes. So if you are searching about Funny and best happy fathers day jokes and funny facts of fathers day 2016 then you are at right post. Fathers day is celebrated to honor father for their unconditional love and their sacrifices for daughter and son without any greed of benefit. So now it’s a day to give back some love, care and also gift for dad, from other side, I mean from children side.


Funny Fathers day Jokes

To celebrate fathers day in funny way, here we are going to serving you funny happy fathers day quotes, by which you can make your father happier on the occasion of happy fathers day. Hope following collections of funny fathers day jokes will quite enough for happiness
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Jon: What’s the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot’s father?
Tom: What?
Jon: One’s a pop fly. The other’s a fly pop.
— Submitted by Jon W., Stroudsburg, Pa.

Teacher (on phone): You say Michael has a cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking?
Voice: This is my father.
— Submitted by Mike I., Midland, Mich.

Johnny’s father: Let me see your report card.
Johnny: I don’t have it.
Johnny’s father: Why not?
Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
— Submitted by Tyler H., Blacklick, Ohio

Fathers day Jokes and Best Fathers day Jokes

Jokes are funny facts of happy fathers day, so here we are serving fathers day jokes and also best happy fathers day jokes, 


“Dad, are bugs good to eat?” asked the boy.
“Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father replied.
After dinner the father inquired, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”
“Oh, nothing,” the boy said.  “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
— Submitted by Mark Y., Glendora, Calif.

A small boy was at the zoo with his father.  They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were.
“Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…”
“Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him.
“ …Which bus would I take home?”
— Submitted by Gholson D. G., Gaithersburg, Md.

Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?
Science student: When my father sees my report card!

Final Words on Funny Happy Fathers Day Jokes

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